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(insert winning family) playing Fast Money for $5,000/$10,000/(Bullseyeamount) isright after this." I'm sorry. I don't know nothin' that's up there! [This contestant demonstrated the hazards of buzzing in too soon during the face-off.] FAMILY FEUD INT. Thank you so much. (Bye-bye.)" Harvey: Alright, number two, okay, okay, you gotta give me a word or phrase that means "Naked". Contestant: Uh,can I say nekkid? Harvey: (starts laughing) Just Just shut up! Combs: You think that made the survey? Whichever leader gives the highest scoring (most popular) answer gets to decide if their team will play through the survey or pass it off to the other team. I thanked my crew, and I thanked my director already. Contestant withPatoisaccent: Richard, Me gonna go alone and say "Arange". - Richard Karn (said during the first single point round), "One answer remains up there." Dawson: Name an animal with three letters in its name. How the scantily clad mean you're naked, if they're scantily clad, you have own a little bit of clothing on. (And from (insert city and state),)Theyreplaying against/It's the (insert family #2)!" - Richard Karn from the first episode from 2002, "Thank you,thank you, and welcome to Family Feud. Find your station, watch outrageous clips and even get YOUR family on the Feud! "- Ray Combs on the first episode of the Bullseye Round from The New Family Feud in 1992, "Welcome to the Family Feud. (with hisAl salute) - Richard Karn (shown on one episode of the Karn era), "I'm Richard Karn. No, just come on. - said before the start of the second half of the Fast Money round, "(buzz-buzz) Try again!" If you can get 100 points in the Fast Money round, you will earn 500 bonus points. Harvey: One of them is cry everything. - Host about Tournament Finale, "For this game, though, we're changing things a bit. - Richard Dawson (when the answer made the survey), "(No,) They didn't/did not!" Female contestant: Underwear. We sure will. - Steve Harvey (commemorating original Feud host Richard Dawsons death in 2012), "Hi, folks, we have a sad news to share with you. Combs: [during Fast Money] A state that gets a lot of snow. Besides medicine, tell me something else you can buy at most drugstores. - John O'Hurley from the first episode from 2006, "Thank you,thank you, everybody. Harvey: Name something a doctor might pull out of a person. This is the greatest show I've ever had! Combs: Name a tradition associated with Christmas. You're, no, you're, don't worry about that. Harvey: Name something that gets passed aroundContestant: A Joint. Please sit down. - Richard Dawson (going to a commercial; 1976-1985 and 1994-1995), "The Feud has begun, but we're going all the way to 300, and somebody's playing for $5,000/$10,000. He didn't just folded his arms. That's my favorite answer this year. Harvey: We asked one hundred women, name a reason you'd dump a guy. Let's start the NEWFAMILY FEUD!!!! As Jaylen and Don noted, the questions are written in specific ways to get "Steve Goes OMG!"-inducing responses from the contestants. Harvey: Name something you know about zombies. - Ray Combs after the first family member gets over 200 points on the first try, "Come out here and hug 'em!" I Know! Harvey: Name a word or phrase that follows the word pork.Contestant: "Upine"Harvey: Huh? Harvey: So, you thought that this answer would be just fine, in front of your mama and daddy and then your 90-year-old grandfather. What's the top answer to this question: What's Found in nearly ever refrigerator? Combs: We asked 100 women, name something women borrow from each other. The Dubra family against the Spoerri family. And we go to Sudden Death. O'Hurley: Name something you do to a fish.Contestant: Flush it down the toilet. Harvey:[deadpan]They're black, okay. (Ready for action!) Come on. Because, if it's not up there, there's not enough points, so the other team wins." Back to Ray/Richard." - John O'Hurley (whenever there's one answer left to be revealed on the Survey Board from 2008-2010), "We'll be back right after this." If you can't think of something, say "pass", and we'll come back to it if there's time left." "Harvey: Bald?Contestant: I'm offended.Harvey:Damn. And now, here's your host, RICKI LAKE!!! Harvey: Name something in their homes that people always keep hitting. You don't--we're gonna point to the board and this is the reason you'd dump a guy, ok? Combs: Name a good place to keep a second phone. Harvey: Wehave a new device now called YouTube, you will be a amazing star. Harvey: At what age does a person struggle to stay up til midnight on New Year's Eve. Let's start the FAMILY FEUD!!!! - Richard Dawson on the first episode of daily syndicated version from 1977, "Thank you. Dawson: Name a day of the year when you really want to be with friends. Dawson: Name a part of a telephone. ", (Same words but it got arranged in a different order. After seven failed attempts, Richard finally resumes.]. - Richard Dawson (going into a final commercial break before Fast Money is played; 1976-1985 and 1994-1995), "I need two players for $5,000/$10,000/Fast Money. Mike:(buzzes in)Shit. Here's the question. Answer (1 of 4): .Yes and no. You made me feel like a man. You come over here with me. You're a great sensation. - John O'Hurley and Steve Harvey, "Welcome back to the (Family) Feud. Combs: A CONDOM!!?!?!?!?! Call me! "Stay tuned, we have two new celebrities to play Celebrity Family Feud." And I said, "Yeah!". [buzzer]. [BUZZ]. "It's time for the Family Feud! Combs:[during Fast Money]A person's last request. We're/We are looking for (insert answer)! - Louie Anderson and Richard Karn(said during the Triple Round, to a controlling/opposing family whose bank may or may not have enough points to win, from 1999-2003), "If it's up there, (and you have enough points,)you'll play for $10,000/$20,000. Let's start the FAMILY FEUD!!!! We'll start by placing $5,000 in their banks to both families." Harvey:Without hesitation. - Richard Dawson on the first taped episode of his 1994 comeback. So, I leave you with love, and for the little girl, that,nine years ago I first signed to - I guess she's 13 now - I'll think of you everyday. If you've just tuned in, we welcome you to the premiere episode of our evening version. Family Feud Script: Roles: Announcer Host (Richard Dawson) Vidors (direct care provider team member) Slayors (Legislayors team member) Sounds: [OPENING THEME] - um, like the opening theme [FACE_OFF] - Theme played just prior to team members facing off at podium [APPLAUSE] - for correct answers [SMALL_APPLAUSE] - for Legislayors answers Combs: Name an occupation helicopters are used for. - Richard Dawson (on the first Face-Off question from 1976-1985), "We asked 100 people this question, and we put the top (insert number) answers (on the board). ), "(Thanks for watching (Celebrity) Family Feud. According to statistics, this game is the third most famous show in all-time excellent TV shows. The first family to reach 500 points takes home the Jackpot, plus a trip to the Family Circle Cup Tennis Tournament in Charleston, South Carolina this April." Dawson: Very good. Bing. I haven't been this excited, since I got the oil drilling rights to Jack Lord's hair! ABC - Jackie Smith, Wally Weltmen, Joe C. Albott - they kept us on the air probably a year more than they should have, 'cause were weren't really helping them. I DIDN'TMAKEYOU SAY IT IN THE FIRST PLACE! (insert answer) was/is the Number One answer." Playing against (the challengers,)the (insert family #2), on your marks! "Who's gonna play for $5,000/$10,000? Dawson: Name a yellow fruit. I'm (your man) Steve Harvey; wegot a(nother)good one for you today. In the Continental U.S., call [[6]]. Dawson: Name something you buy in a delicatessen. (Upon the Champion's 5th and final game for the car), (not only your family wins the game,)your family wins the car." Subscribe for more http://bit.ly/BONUSROUNDWatch 6 FUNNY TIMES STEVE HARVEY WENT OF SCRIPT On Family Feud | Bonus RoundFollow on Bonus Round on Facebook . - Richard Dawson from the 1975 pilot, "Thank you, oh, thank you! (applause) Thank you, please. - Richard Dawson, "(Good luck.) Combs:[during Fast Money]A fruit you might buy only one of. [long, awkward pause]It's up there! View full document. A purse? "Hey! Combs:[during Fast Money]The month people shop for fall clothing. Harvey: Little late for that. [buzzer]. The channel changes to a political debate. Dawson[after a brief pause]: Make a note of this show. Contestant: No. O'Hurley: A state that has a direction in its name.Contestant:Arizona. - Louie Anderson (going into a first commercial break from 1999-2002; although he makes funny jokes about the answers after the last round), "When we come back, I'm/we're gonna Triple the points." Now, here's the star of our show, (insert funny nickname here), MR. RICHARD KARN!!! Dawson: Name a question such as how old are you, that you might answer with a lie. ), A Mark Goodson-Bill Todman Production." O'Hurley: I remember401(k)being in a retirement plan, and not ajelly. Family Feud has been a part of the American pop culture landscape for decades now. Dawson: I beg your pardon? Harvey: We have 4 answers up there but we only have one strike. - Louie Anderson and Richard Karn (said during the Triple Round, on a steal whose bank whether or not they may have enough points to win, from 1999-2003), "I'm only going to read the question once to you two." Dawson: The price of a dozen roses. "It's Celebrity Family Feud, the ultimate star-studded Tuesday night event! SCRIPT FOR FAMILY FEUD - ILS IN APPLIED ECONOMICS *Title of the game show appears Voice over- Patuloy ang labanan para sa P250,000 dito sa Family Feud. ", "300 is the magic number! (insert winning family) are going for the money/(insert money amount) right after (we watch) this." "If you and your family want to be contestants on Family Feud, and you live in or planning to visit Southern California, call us at "We're looking for fun families to be on Family Feud and possibly win $30,000 and a new car! - John O'Hurley at the start of the Bullseye Round from 2009-2010, "Is (insert answer) the (insert amount) Bullseye?" - Ray Combs (going into a commercial from 1988-1989), "We're coming right back with great questions and surprising answers (and a lot more Feuding fun) right after this." Karn: Name a sport that'sNOTplayed with a ball.Contestant:Bowling. Combs: Name something a woman out on a date would hate to discover on her face. You know it's up there, Steve-" (normal) No,Idon't know adamnthing that's up there! Dawson: A food associated with Christm- [chuckles] food associated with Christmas. And he sawabsolutely nothingwrong! We've got two great families right here, and they're gonna battle it out for a chance to win a whole lotta cashy'all, and if you win it 5 times in a row, you're gonna be driving away in a brand new car." When we come back, we're gonna play Fast Money for $20,000. O'Hurley: Name the one thing people know aboutRosie O'Donnell.Contestant: I'll say that she was the wife on the TV showRoseanne. (Do you wanna)Play or Pass? [mouths to camera: "No way."] If you live in or planning to visit Southern California,call this number." They were good people. I hope you dressed similarly at home, 'cause we've got a good one today." TV STUDIO THE SCENE OPENS IN THE TV STUDIO FOR THE LIVE TAPING OF THE HIT GAME SHOW "FAMILY FEUD". Billy Baldwin: A fax machine. The original host was Richard Dawson, but Steve Harvey runs the show today! Dawson: Somewhere you see Farrah Fawcett's face. What would he want to be buried in other than a casket? Thank you! ", has a chance to win/force Sudden Death. We got a good one today. - Louie Anderson about the Family Circle Tournament finale, "(insert score recap). Bye." I want to publicly acknowledge Howard Felsher, who's our executive producer. Introducing the (insert family #1 (and their names)), ready for action! Dawson: Real or fictional, name a famous Willie. - Ray Combs (on occasion during the Triple Round if time runs short). If we still have a show! [buzzer] Dawson[to the other family]: Name something made of leather that a cowboy uses. ), "Is Number (insert number)(insert answer)?" [ Joe walks up to the main podium, but Beldar walks in too far ] Okay, Doctor.. we're gonna need a little more room, big fella.. [ guides him to his side of the podium ] There you go, stand behind this line.. - Ray Combs' alternate versions of BAM! Family feud is a favorite game show in the UK and US. The sex jelly that you use. (Somebody's playing for $10,000/$20,000.)" Combs:[during Fast Money]Something that improves with age. Harvey: Name something that you pass around.Contestant: A joint. If not, (and there's enough points,) they'll play for $10,000/$20,000. O'Hurley: We asked 100 womenname a place you'd hate to discover you were growing hair. Thank you. - Richard Karn (going to a final commercial break before Fast Money is played; 2003-2006), "Who's playing? [Contestant 2] Oh, I've got a good answer to that [laughs]. In the game, participants guess popular answers to a survey question. Sometimes, a contestant reads the plug. Thank you." ", Ray: "Thank you (so) very much! But, if you or your partner can come up with 200 points or more, you'll win $5,000/$10,000/$20,000/(Bullseye/Bankroll amount)." Family Feud is a mainstay in American (and international) television because people love the game. Who's going first? And I asked my mother about it; I said, "Is there something wrong?". Contestant: You got to keep it full, Steve. (audience laughs and says "I am sorry")Contestant: (laughs)Harvey:Steve:"Family"! Pork, he say upine, upine. - Richard Karn (going into a second commercial break from 2002-2003), "Remember, our goal is 300 points, so don't go away, we'll be right back." - Family Feud host (coming out of the commercial break; 1999-present), "We surveyed 100 people/100 people surveyed, top (insert number) answers are on the board. I'm gonna ask you the same 5 questions, you cannot duplicate the answers. Introducing (our returning champions,) the (insert family #1), ready for action! Harvey: Those--Those people on top row over there. Note: From 2011-13, Joey Fatone says his own name seen above for this introduction. - said after the first half of the Fast Money round, "We'll cover those answers, and we'll bring out (insert name)(who has been kept offstage)." - Ray Combs (on a Face-Off during the Triple Round if time runs short), "You only get one strike, so they get to steal immediately." ", 2006 Gameshow Marathon episode: Contestant: I bet you said nekkid in one of your comedy routines. Since its launching, the "Feud" has gone through many changes, from different emcees to cancellations, revivals, and the move to syndication. Yah, lawn, steve!Harvey:Huh, L I O N. Oh, that spelled it, what the hell is a pork lawn! [Contestant's answer: "A duck."] Politician 1: You're not answering the question! O'Hurley: Name a way which you can make bathing a sexy experience. - Johnny Gilbert on introducing Richard Dawson, Daytime 19921993: "Welcome to the Family Feud Challenge! That said, the show *does* rerack questions. We have got a marvelous show for ya, and I just want you to enjoy it! Sure! I am a stuff animal. - Louie Anderson (said during the Triple Round from 2000-2002), "Round four. (insert two winning family members). STEVE walks out to family feud music. We'll miss you, Louie." - Ray Combs (whenever the winning team is halfway through 200 points during Fast Money), "You had that on the other side." Dawson: Name something you might buy that could turn out to be phony. - Host (Talking to the Judges that they needed to be more specific of an answer. - Family Feud host (going into a second commercial break since 2003; although Richard Karn does funny jokes about the answers after the last round from 2003-2006), "(insert family with the leading score), you can still win the game if you take this question all the way out." If it wasnt for him, we wouldnt have had this great show. - said during the second half of theFast Money round, "You said (insert answer). Featuring the biggest celebrity match-ups: the cast of My Name is Earl, (montage clip) Ice-T vs. Joan Rivers, (montage clip) Bruce Jenner and the Kardashians vs. Deion Sanders, (montage clip) The Girls Next Door vs. Vincent Pastore, (montage clip) Kathie Lee Gifford vs. Dog The Bounty Hunter, (montage clip) Raven Symone vs. Wayne Newton, (montage clip) and more. What are you trying to do?! Harvey: You calmy said. Run. (smacks lips) The first time I ever saw people of any color, was when D-Day left from my hometown in England, to go and free Europe from the war. Harvey: YOU ON FAMILY FEUD! And now, here's your host, ((insert funny nickname here), (first season only)) JOHN O'HURLEY!!! Family game night will never be the same. Survey said [11 -- and Dawson faints] After getting up:I've get to retire after this show. (1975 Pilot, 1976-1982), A Mark Goodson Television Production." (On your marks! Now, here's the star of our show, RICHARD KARN!!! Oh ho! Here are the rules and a list of 100 Family Feud survey questions and survey answers you can use to play the game with. Contestant: Maybeher husband's home. - Ray Combs at the start of the Bullseye Round from 1992-1994, "Each member of each family is going to get a chance to play the Bullseye game, and each team will play the Bullseye round to determine how much money you could be playing for in Fast Money if you win the game. I meant lawn your grass. Don't let him/her see the clock. You're about to see these two families battle it out, for $20,000 in cash,cause it's time to play the FAMILY FEUD!!!! Its (the champs,) (it's) the (insert family #1)! - Richard Karn (2003-2004), "Come on back tomorrow, you don't want to miss it!" Harvey: Thank you. We'll settle this Feud right after this. Playing against the Campbell Family: Dre, Ava, E-Bay, Estelle and Sharee, on your marks! Dawson: Name an animal with really good sight. Hollywood, CA 90028.. It's the first thing that came to my head. For example, a host can ask your team to mention a famous person named Steve. "Some (of the) departing contestants/families will receive (insert prizes)." Bye-bye. Harvey: Name a place people like to escape to.Contestant: A drunken state!Harvey:*looks up with a 'what the hell' expression*. - John O'Hurley (2006-2010), "I'm Steve Harvey. Pow! Karn: Name a board game people are really good at.Contestant:Jeopardy.Karn: Or, I should say, "What isJeopardy?". (tosses his card off stage)" - Louie Anderson (1999-2002), "See ya next time, on the Feud!" 0. Contestant: Vicks [VapoRub]. Give me the most popular answer." Thank you so much, and welcome to Family Feud. - said coming out of the final commercial break since the show's incarnation in 1999 until 2010, "Your partner is off-stage with headphones on; he/shecannot see or hear your answers. - Louie Anderson, John OHurley, and Steve Harvey, "I'll/I'm gonna/Let me finish (reading/asking)/re-read the question." - Louie Anderson (at the start of the Triple Round from 2001-2002), "But, I'm only going to read the question once, so everybody pay attention/listen (closely/carefully). Harvey:you cando thatonFamily Feud? Celebrity Family Feud Revival (2015Present): Burton: "It's time for Celebrity Family Feud! I've haven't heard this many laughs, since George Jessel passed away. Dawson: Name a city in the state of Georgia. This official Family Feud game pits two families against each other in a trivia competition based on survey responses from real people. - Louie Anderson (1999-2000), "Play Feud at Uproar.com. Dawson: Name an article of clothing that children are always losing. O'Hurley: If you wanted to become the nextHugh Hefner, name something you'd need to get.Contestant: I think you'd need to get someViagra. - Richard Karn (said at the start of the Triple Round from 2002-2003), "But be careful, because in this round, you only get one strike. Harvey: Two of these people are teachers in the family! Steve Harvey: Well, you had me fooled! (insert two winning family members). - Richard Dawson, "(Yes,) They did!" For Steve Harvey's first year of hosting, Joey Fatone opens the show by saying the name of the game show, his own name and location.). Karn: Something that you pass.Contestant: Your dog. O'Hurley: Name a famous giant.Contestant #1: The Fee-Fi-Fo-Fum Giant.Contestant #2:Arnold Schwarzenegger. On the one-hour edition of the NEW FAMILY FEUD CHALLENGE!!!! Girls working today. This is Family Feud. Please do not (attempt to) ask me to repeat. You can't possibly be trying to pull that off on national TV, you can't possibly, Arvell. From all of us here at the Feud, youll be missed, Mr. Goodson. Slowly! What is the number 1 Bullseye answer? - Ray Combs. GENE: Because they love you, Richard. Don't look anywhere else. Harvey: Yeah, look at her answers you think you think that's shocking.

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